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Which actually makes them the best. From Morrissey to Giles Coren, the annual awards basically do what they say on the tin: they celebrate really, really bad sex writing. He led her back up the beach to where the sand was dry. Then he took off his coat, placed it on the ground and she lay down upon it. I might get frostbite on my cock.

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Here are the absolute worst 'Bad Sex Awards' entries ever

I felt nothing for women, sexually. I would have been grateful for even the slightest arousal, which I still half-expected any day, but there was nothing, not anything. Sometimes women would take an interest in me, but my unresponsiveness quickly sent them away. On only two occasions did I try anything with a woman. The first was when I was I was sitting with two of my friends in a college courtyard one day when somehow we met a girl named, I think, Judy. She was only 17 or 18 but already a sophomore, and she had, she let us know, been around with older men.

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Every item on this page was chosen by an ELLE editor. We may earn commission on some of the items you choose to buy. I got the worst sex advice of my life from an older girl at school—you know, the kind of seemingly experienced girl who smoked cigarettes and answered pressing questions from middle-schoolers, like "What's a blow job? She advised squeezing his biceps during a hook-up, "so he feels strong. Once I got the chance, I regularly employed this tip, clamping onto my college boyfriend's arms like a desperate, sexy crab.

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